I write #TwitterFic - micro-fiction with a twist. Your username is combined with a short story, typically one involving the Zombie Horde that has swept the world. In 140 characters or less, I feed you to the zombies. Sure, I tell a few other stories as well, but normally it's the Zombie Horde.
If you want to die in the jaws of a zombie, catch me on Twitter @DianaTrees, and I'll do my best to carve you up into scraps for the undead.
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When he saw @StevenKonkoly thought him a zombie. After all, Konkoly reasoned, Steven was from Jakarta - ground zero for the Apocalypse.
When he finally found @JillyJameson was too late. Jilly had been bitten, and she was now the Queen of the Zombie Horde.
Though gentically engineered to fight the zombie plague, @theSYNGENOR developed a conscious, and chose instead to join the horde.
When she came face to face with the @ZombinaNora forgot the first rule of silence, and screamed her way into the femme Zombie's gullet.
Solomon Calumet Petrof shortened his given name to @SoCalPete, but the zombies found him just as tasty roasting under the sun of California.
We found our missing socks behind the couch where the @ZombieIrishGirl had hidden, waiting patiently for our arrival.
The Zombie Apocalypse was losing steam, until the undead found the @BrittsBeachClub and had a feast of the young lovelies.
Though Shaun's movie was the one to make it big, it was @DavidoftheDead_ that exposed the legion of animated corpses.
When at last she found the @poet_teresa paused to savor her victory. Unfortunately she waited too long and the poet was eaten by the horde.
Rebecca thought the EvilChair the ultimate in violent things. But when she was thrown by the @CreepyWalker, she realized a new horror.
We thought @SoniaCharming1 until we discovered that all who crossed her were buried in the backyard.
Jenny had @dreamsofwriting that haunted her sleep. So too, did a vampire. Now Jenny dreams of the sun.
When Daneen found @LilDannyTaylor loitering at the fringes of the Zombie city, neither of them realized their lives would violently shift.
When life diverges, and I'm faced with two or more paths, I always choose the one that's soaked in @Rubyviolence.
He loved her enough that he called her name twice: @GerettaGeretta! It was the second sounding that caught the zombie's attention.
Few people realized that Grim was not his real name. But @PeterJReaper didn't strike the same fear into hearts as his chosen moniker.
As the movie was @RatedRLilStar asked Mayv if they could see something else. Unfortunately, the theater they chose was overrun by zombies.
No one expected a zombie-produced movie to do well, so it surprised the living that @TheRevenantFilm grossed billions.
I knew that Apocalypse had reached its peak when the @ZombiePuppets cut their strings, and ate the puppeteers.
When he was certain he captured the @SoulEaterWolf snapped shut the trap. What Wolf didn't realize was that the PeopleEater was behind him.
Ivin found the @Authopublisher software handy in producing ebooks. But he didn't know that the developer was the author of the Necronomicon.
As a @pseudohumanist Michael expected to fool the horde. But Michael didn't realize that zombies don't think, they eat.
We wanted to bury John somewhere on the @westlawns. But as a zombie, we had to set him free.
Exhuming @RenWarom proved to be their undoing, as it released MangaFusion - a mind fuck that ripped the thin dimensional fabric to Umwelt.
"We must find @a_greenwood," Alex said. "It's only in nature's purist place that we can reverse the Armageddon spell."
When the day was not @TypicalLydia put on her NightFace. For it was only in darkness that Lydia could face the daylight.
The spell wasn't complete without @BlueSleighty's poetry; the obsession it created brought the zombie horde to its knees.
Jeffrey had never seen a @Klingorengi before, and would have otherwise thought mating twixt Klingons and Ferengi impossible.
As a @ZombieAldous thought life perfect as he did little but eat and sleep. But after seeing a zombie babe he realized something was missing
Muttering the ancient @Daezarkian spell to turn the night to BloodSkies, Steven then turned back to his supper of long pig.
When the Zombie horde swept over @LA_Tafe turned his attention East. What Tafe didn't know was that the East was the Zombie stronghold.
It was the @HorrorShockLoli found most disquieting. But there was more violence to come when Loli discovered the blood-spattered doll house.
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