Monday, June 13, 2011

Even More 140-Character Flash Fiction

"Look. All I'm saying is that we need a @realexorcist." She shook her head, and smoothed the covers. "Nah. Don't worry. Reagan will pull out of this."

Charlie Brown hated visiting the @pumpkinmorgue, but that was the last place he'd seen Linus.

"I'm saying: Find @DaPinkZombie, and we can put an end to this Apocalypse!" What he didn't say, was that he knew exactly where she was.

Billy sat in the corner, his ring man stitching cuts and swaddling blood. "Shit," he said. "I should'a known better than to take on a woman who was @born_fighting."

At first, the zombie nearly shuffled by the @2GirlsOnaBench, but shifted course at the last moment - additions to the horde.

It was a @MeadowMoon bright and yellow that caught my night eye and forced me to shed my skin. Tonight, I howl.

She didn't care what others had to say. She would #follow her @pagansister, no matter where the path might lead.

No matter how many appearances, nor sheep eaten, the Monster of @LakeLopez never got the press of the more famous cousin Nessie.

I found a @_DeadHooker in a Trunk, and I knew that the @twisted_twins were up to their old tricks.

Everyone thought she was @RowansWitch16. I mean, he as much as said so. But one day, the madness was released, and it was clear she was her own.

Samuel L. Jackson was first up for the lead in @snakebitehorror, but backed off when he found out they were using real snakes.

"Let's wait for @fairweatherabi. I mean this rain will be the death of me." Abi swung her axe neck high. "Zombies don't talk," she said.

"Hey! Did you see @thezombiemike?" Mike turned around: his cheek was ripped away. "No, dude. Are you going to eat that?"

No one had seen the @AlaskanNovelist for a month, and they feared bears had taken the journalist. Then the vampires showed up.

I had no idea the the @twisted_twins were so - well - twisted, until I found a @_DeadHooker in a Trunk.

Billy sat in the corner, his ring man stitching cuts and swaddling blood. "Shit," he said. "I should'a known better than to take on a woman who was @born_fighting."

Fourteen people crowded into @thewritershouse, until the landlord showed up. She moved in. Now there's 15.

She was at the library looking for @spookyreads when she found the Necronomicon. She mistook it for a cookbook. Now we're all in the soup.

2 comments:

Indigo said...

*Smiles* Perfect! (Hugs) Indy

KendallGrey said...

These posts are so fun! Keep 'em coming!