Friday, June 10, 2011

Latest 140-character Flash Fiction on Twitter

When they told BillyHalloween wasn't coming this year, he bought a hockey mask and joined his brother, Jason.

In the WastelandMike found the cure to the Zombie Apocalypse. He smashed it, in favor of population control.

They called him Steven before he invoked the ritual of the Blood Skies. Now he's known as @Daezarkian the dark.

Finest horror vixens on the Net! @HorrorMistress @ssraven

The woman had been @born_fighting: That's why Eden relished her Brains.

It was the @Fear_In_Words that got her attention. Too late, she realized the zombie was in the kitchen.

"I don't know, @Mys_Moore." He shook his head and pointed at the mess on the floor. "I think that might be ghost poop."

For most of his life, he was known as Ben, till one day he shortened it to @Engel_des_Doods after a run-in with the @twisted_twins.

He'd had so many @Scifishocks in his life that by the time the zombie got him, his brain was jelly. The zombie spread it on toast.

She is the original Living Dead Girl. No need to look further.

He thought @thedarkhours referred to nighttime, until he was buried to his neck in cement - head first.

After being bitten during the Apocalypse, he didn't think he needed @zombietraining. But then he realized, he didn't have a recipe for brains.

The cops blamed her @twistedmind for the slaughter: They never thought to ask if she was just hungry.

@AS_Promotions went, it was clever. Unfortunately, the bird bit the feeding hand, and joined the zombies in the bush.

It was her @Laughing_Bones that made her skin jealous: skin rarely has a sense of humor.

"What the heck was that?" He looked back and said: "Well it wasn't a @Vampire_Ann. Vampires don't sparkle."

Zorro thought a @CapitolZ was a cool way to scare a victim. Unfortunately, the zombie didn't care for fancy swordplay.

"Dude, I think that's @nathanshumate." He looked up. "So?" I had to give him the bad news: "Nathan's a zombie, and that shoe's filled with zombie juice."

He was a creepy man with a @CreepyWalker, creepy eyes and teeth. I'm sorry. Did I say creepy? I meant downright psychotic.

1 comment:

KendallGrey said...

OMG, this is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. Totally AWESOME! Do it again soon. :-)